My name is Leah and I think I'm pretty cool. Even my mom said so. asdfghjkl

 

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

a 19 year old wants to take me to taco bell. i dont know if i should jump at the chance to eat tacos or if i should stay back because he might just in it for my bodacious body

littlepeekaboo88:

everythingcanadian:

marklesextu:

gabriellavonblack:

itsstaalgood:

nashhty:

Ryan Nugent-hopkins discovered my tumblr when he googled himself and saw the post where i made a pun using his name..

like ryan chicken nuggets??

Marc Staal discovered my tumblr when we both went drinking and he stole my phone and saw that I mashed his and another player’s name together and declared it my OTP.

Well it’ll probably happen eventually~

Toews , we went out drinking and he stole my phone, swore joey the junior reporter was toews kid.

all of my creys, this is so accurate. 

Claude Giroux discovered my tumblr when we went out drinking and he stole my phone. And he saw that post I made where I made a comment about [insert player]’s hair.

Well it’s probably his hair, which is so gingery and nice and curly and beautiful or Lundqvist’s perfect hair.

LaPierre Stole my phone when we went drinking…(soda not alcohol I’m too young) and saw a post where i lost it for seeing my have player holding a baby…. well i would be embarrassed be cause If Higgins and Lappy were to ever hold a child…. omg

Segs discovered my tumblr when he was googling himself and saw that post i made admiring the nude kesler pic omg

(Source: eeames)

wow im literally rolling in boys these days

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: landofbluesmoke)

elawith1l:

battor:

samilaughingalonewithmia:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no

if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving 

I love how all the comments under the article are “nope I’d leave”. Yahoo would have no one left haha

elawith1l:

battor:

samilaughingalonewithmia:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no

if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving 

I love how all the comments under the article are “nope I’d leave”. Yahoo would have no one left haha

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

kansasprincess97:

oh-hi-hoe:

sleepingwithsharma:

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4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

14 million ! whohoo!

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(Source: charizzaaa)

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

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They have arrived….

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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